batman
10-10-2002, 21:11
Life isn't fair to men.
>
> > When we are born, our mother's get the
> > compliments and the flowers.
> > When we are married, our brides get the presents
> > and the publicity.
> > When men die, our widows get the life insurance.
> > What do women want to be liberated from?
>
> > -------------------------
>
> > The average man's life consists of -
>
> > twenty years of having his mother ask him where
> > he is going;
> > forty years of having his wife ask the same
> > question; and at the end, the mourners
> > wondering where he really went.
>
> > When we are born, our mother's get the
> > compliments and the flowers.
> > When we are married, our brides get the presents
> > and the publicity.
> > When men die, our widows get the life insurance.
> > What do women want to be liberated from?
>
> > -------------------------
>
> > The average man's life consists of -
>
> > twenty years of having his mother ask him where
> > he is going;
> > forty years of having his wife ask the same
> > question; and at the end, the mourners
> > wondering where he really went.